CAVEAT: 21 A Clinton Street, NYC
Saturday, March 14th, 2020
9pm doors, 9:30pm show
$12 advance/$15 at the door
Hot lady comedians Eileen Hanley & Lauren Aussem present CRAZY HOT, a comedy show where we explore the history of human hotness, one element at a time.
This month, we explore... WETNESS.
CRAZY HOT: THE WET SHOW features us getting wet, dewy, slippery, à la wet girls in magazines, shiny face masks, gelled back hair and wet t-shirts, all while making you lol and explaining exactly WHY it's hot.
Through PowerPoint, stand-up, improv games and sexy dancing, we will slowly embody the hot topic of wetness and by the end will have proven to everyone that being wet? is CRAZY HOT.
COME GET WET.
xoxo
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