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TESTIMONIALS

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"YOU'RE LIKE A VEGAN CUPCAKE MADE WITH DATES - SWEET, BUT NOT THAT SWEET."

- MY FRIEND FELICIA

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"I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A SQUIRREL UNTIL I SAW EILEEN PULL IT OFF SO... SEXUALLY. SHE IS A SENSUAL, WILDLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES."

- KEVIN MY COWORKER

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"THAT WAS SOME JUILLIARD SHIT." 

- GIRL IN THE AUDIENCE OF A SHOW WHERE I SANG REALLY REALLY IMPRESSIVELY

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