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TESTIMONIALS
"YOU'RE LIKE A VEGAN CUPCAKE MADE WITH DATES - SWEET, BUT NOT THAT SWEET."
- MY FRIEND FELICIA
"I NEVER KNEW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A SQUIRREL UNTIL I SAW EILEEN PULL IT OFF SO... SEXUALLY. SHE IS A SENSUAL, WILDLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES."
- KEVIN MY COWORKER
"THAT WAS SOME JUILLIARD SHIT."
- GIRL IN THE AUDIENCE OF A SHOW WHERE I SANG REALLY REALLY IMPRESSIVELY